Freshmaker

Because the lame mentos contest won't let me submit despite saying "OPEN FOR SUBMISSIONS" I got fed up and decided to say 'FUCK THAT CONTEST' and post it here. I wouldn't have won anyway since I followed none of the rules. Enjoy.

Do do do dooo, do do do waaaah!
It doesn't matter what comes, fresh goes better in life,
With Mentos fresh and full of Life!
Nothing gets to you, stayin' fresh, stayin' cool,
With Mentos fresh and full of LIFE!!!
Fresh goes better, Mentos Freshness,
Fresh goes better with Mentos, fresh and full of life!